mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
but at least they got that π°π΅π³π°π΅π³π°π΅π³π°π΅π³ tho!!!!
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!! even famous chicks are emotional af and crazy
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
πππππππππ "he's probably going to think I'm mad at him but I'm not" she says after bitching for 30 min
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mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
and then she'll probably get mad for at u for invading her privacy and fuckin with her timeline
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
sun bak #thetypeofgirl who only dates mindreaders and dudes with time machines
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
sun bak also #thetypeofgirl to stare u down and slam doors but she ain't mad tho you're the one trippin
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
sun bak #thetypeofgirl to tell u she haaates drama but somehow she's always in the middle of it #icantell
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
Pro tip #3: keep ur depressing ass shit to yourself, strangers don't wanna hear that ish!
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
Pro tip #1: I'm gonna need u to stop being so pathetic cuz like ur Sun bak. kick his dumb ass if he actin up
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
Real talk, sun, step into my office. Seems like u really need a therapist
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
"Have you ever felt like you really knew someone but then knew nothing about them?" - Sun bak, killing boners everywhere
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
she keeps saying you know what i mean? NAHHHH SUN HE DON'T WHEN YOU'RE VAGUE AS SHIT
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
sun bak #thetypeofgirl to bring her cats and knitting to a club and wonder why no one wants to hook up
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
but when she get there, she just wants to eat ice cream, drink wine, and cry about her shitty boyfriend
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
sun bak #thetypeofgirl to text u she's lonely and she wants to come over π
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
girl, that's 2 deep for a ramen restaurant. we're gonna need more sake for that
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
i swerved real quick. nobody likes a depressing drunk not even when they look like her
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
"is it ok to be a hypocrite? are hypocrites allowed to get mad at other people for being hypocrites?" - sun bak
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
she doing that thing that chicks do where she's talking hypotheticals like the bartender don't know she's talking about someone specific
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
sun's mad about something she about to karate chop the fuuuuck outta some dude
mikey pham @phamtastic ∙ Jan 19
sun is drinking alone and talking to the bartender, should i join her